PIZZA’S ON THE HOUSE
Come up behind me while I’m making dinner.
Wake me up in the middle of the night to tell me about your dream.
Tell me if I cook something gross so I never make it again.
Laugh with me when I mess up my words.
Know that my bobby pins are everywhere, all the time. I’m sorry.
Stay in your underwear with me all day on a Saturday once in a while.
obama is the most chill president ever and he is just so fucking tired of everyones shit
there’s a difference between “lazy” and “i don’t want to fucking do that shit”
i will never understand teenage boys ever because a boy in my gym class said he would feel uncomfortable if there was a gay guy in the change room with them and not even 5 minutes later he tried to shove a hockey stick up his friends ass
why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying